Sunday, May 16, 2010

Four Loko Watermelon


Time for an alcohol energy review today.  Today I will be taking on Four Loko Watermelon.  Let's see if this drink can make me Loko.....

The Look:  Four Loko Watermelon comes at us in a red and green camo can.  Vertically up the side of the can we get the words, Four Loko.  They have an ingredient list on side as well as the % Alc/Vol.  The can really grabs your attention. Not really much to say here.
(8 out 10)

Taste:  Four Loko comes at you in two parts.  First there is the yummy watermelon Jolly Rancher flavor at the beginning, but unfortunately the aftertaste is horrible.  These things are drinkable but you will not be drinking it for the flavor. 
(3 out of 10)

Does It Work:   If you can manage to drink one of these things, it will blow you away.  These things are 12% alcohol by volume and this is a 24 oz can (you do the math).  On top of the massive amount of alcohol you get: guarana, taurine, and caffeine.  You will be seriously smashed after you consume one of these.  If you are brave (and or stupid) you can go ahead and drink two of these bad boys and expect your world to be turned upside down.
(10 out of 10)  Seriously these will mess you up

Overall Thoughts:  If you can stomach the flavor of these, you can expect one hell of a buzz.  I found these at a local liquor store for under 3 bucks.  It appears they have a website at: Four Loko.  If you can handle the extreme amount of alcohol in here, mixed with the energy blend then you should try and find one of these.  The guy at the liquor store told me that the government is working on outlawing these, so you need to try them before it is to late.
(Disclaimer:  I wrote this review after consuming one of these, so there may be a bunch of typos and/or grammar mistakes)

14 comments:

SJ said...

so it will mess me up? sold!

Kiva said...

I'm scared but excited. Maybe we should split one instead!

Anonymous said...

This stuff is poisoned for any individual that think ,it is just a drink and this is what they want to consume for a good Time . I am no flunky so drink by yourself.

Anonymous said...

Im about to finish one right now, and i gotta say i love this shit. i got 3 more in the fridge for another boring night.

Anonymous said...

Ok so I drank one and starting out didn't expect much.... Yea I have one more waiting in the wings... Think i'll pass. I'm not one for giving up my keys and I already did... Outlaw is coming soon...

Tyler said...

I tried the Loko fruit punch, and it was gnarly.

Anonymous said...

OMFG i paid 1.99 for the watermelon kind at a gas station and me and my girl were gonna split it... we ended up takin a few sips and then dumping the rest of it down the sink. It was horrible!!!!!!

wantadandelion21 said...

You can't come down like when you drink beer
.. great for sex if you don't get nausea .. good shit though ;)

Chocolatevisa said...

It's better then 2-11 Lmbo it gets u Buzz that's all not Drunk!

Anonymous said...

I'm not much of a drinker. Just like a drink to relaxes on some night. I'm not feeling well today and found q 12 pm for 6 bucks so I thought I'd try it. Didn't know much about it till my my mom saw it and told me to b carefully and only 1 a night but I'm just finishing one and I'm not even buzzed. But I hqve more so......gonna hit the sack but I think imma try two tom. :)

Culo vato said...

Fuck people complain about the taste. Fuck it just chug it mang

Anonymous said...

Four loko watermelon taste decent
if your willling to take down the after taste.

i literally couldn't walk in a striaght line and a turtle could have walked faster than me.

You couldnt keep your eyes open.
and one sip of water has you vommitn in the next few seconds

next thing you know your sleeping in your friends bathtube hurdled over so you can vomit in the trash.


horrible but worth it experience never again doe.

Anonymous said...

Its hard to come down off em..I think ill just stick to mi brown

Anonymous said...

My husband loves to drink this beer and I hate it because it turned him to a completely different person, he disrespect me by calling me names and doesn't care if I get upset. Then the next day as if nothing had happened. In my country the word "Loko" means "crazy" so I'm not surprise whenever my husband gets crazy when he drink this beer.

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