Time for an alcohol energy review today. Today I will be taking on Four Loko Watermelon. Let's see if this drink can make me Loko.....
The Look: Four Loko Watermelon comes at us in a red and green camo can. Vertically up the side of the can we get the words, Four Loko. They have an ingredient list on side as well as the % Alc/Vol. The can really grabs your attention. Not really much to say here.
(8 out 10)
Taste: Four Loko comes at you in two parts. First there is the yummy watermelon Jolly Rancher flavor at the beginning, but unfortunately the aftertaste is horrible. These things are drinkable but you will not be drinking it for the flavor.
(3 out of 10)
Does It Work: If you can manage to drink one of these things, it will blow you away. These things are 12% alcohol by volume and this is a 24 oz can (you do the math). On top of the massive amount of alcohol you get: guarana, taurine, and caffeine. You will be seriously smashed after you consume one of these. If you are brave (and or stupid) you can go ahead and drink two of these bad boys and expect your world to be turned upside down.
(10 out of 10) Seriously these will mess you up
Overall Thoughts: If you can stomach the flavor of these, you can expect one hell of a buzz. I found these at a local liquor store for under 3 bucks. It appears they have a website at: Four Loko. If you can handle the extreme amount of alcohol in here, mixed with the energy blend then you should try and find one of these. The guy at the liquor store told me that the government is working on outlawing these, so you need to try them before it is to late.
(Disclaimer: I wrote this review after consuming one of these, so there may be a bunch of typos and/or grammar mistakes)